If you don't plan on ever answering your phone when I call or EVER being available when you call me back on the rare instances when I might actually be so desperate that I need to ask you a favor...how about if you DON'T say to me, "If you ever need anything, just give me a call." MmmK? Thanks.
And while we're at it, I don't really give a damn if we ever get together to catch up either, but if you tell me you want to, I will try to set something up. So if you have no intention of calling me back so we can catch up, don't suggest it in the first place. I promise you, I don't care. MmmK? Thanks again.
***Just felt like I needed to get these things off of my chest. There are a lot of assholes in my life and sometimes, they annoy me.