Me: Kayla, clean that up!
Kayla: But I can’t!
Me: Kayla, you had better clean that up!
Kayla (holding up her hands in a really pathetic way): But Mommy, I can’t because my power is broken.
Me: Clean that up!
Kayla (still holding up her hands): But Mommy, there is blood. See? There is pretend blood on my hands...
I literally had to put a "pretend" spell on her making the "pretend blood" go away and thereby reinstating her "power."
Now, I am not telling you this so that you think, “Oh, isn’t she cute?!” I am telling you this so that you feel bad for me, People! She is TWO! What the hell is she going to be like in a few years? I’m in TROUBLE!!!
But she is sort of cute, huh?