Wednesday, February 8, 2012


Me:  Kayla, clean that up!
Kayla:  But I can’t!
Me:  Kayla, you had better clean that up!

Kayla (holding up her hands in a really pathetic way):  But Mommy, I can’t because my power is broken.
Me: Clean that up!
Kayla (still holding up her hands):  But Mommy, there is blood. See? There is pretend blood on my hands...

I literally had to put a "pretend" spell on her making the "pretend blood" go away and thereby reinstating her "power."
Now, I am not telling you this so that you think, “Oh, isn’t she cute?!” I am telling you this so that you feel bad for me, People! She is TWO! What the hell is she going to be like in a few years? I’m in TROUBLE!!! 
But she is sort of cute, huh?


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