Sunday, January 29, 2012

Kind of like childbirth

I’m not sure, because all of my children were born via caesarian, but I am in the midst of potty training my third, and I have a sneaky feeling that the words coming from our bathroom are similar to words being said in delivery rooms all across America:
  • You can do it!
  • Keep pushing!
  • On the count of three, push hard!
  • One more big push, and it’s out!
  • It’s coming!
  • I can see it!

and finally...
  • You POOPED!

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